December 2010
LOL, someone made a fake facebook account of me.
INTERESTING…
November 2010
Stick with blackberry or get iphone?
He sat up, and checked his phone...
I’m right behind him. Wrap my arms around his neck, kiss his neck, and tell him come here, and forget those people he’d be messaging, because his attention is all on me now.
I need to learn to stick with one fucking phone.
I’m always changing my phone FUCK MAN LOL.
He asked whats the wrongest thing I've done...
CHILL, I JUST MET YOU LOL. WE WON’T BE FUCKING WITH EACH OTHER MY DUDDE.
REBLOG IF YOU FROM TORONTO!:)
if i was soulja boy,
axlboss:
i’d be your SOLDIER, because i only want YOU.
HAWWW-SHIEEEEEEEEEEEEE! IM FUCKING CUTE!!!
LMAOOO
foreverstephaniee:
swallowingoxygen:
When a cute guy adds you on Facebook….
….When you see he has a girlfriend.
You go to her page, and she turns out to be ugly.
When you realize you can get the guy….CAUSE YOU’RE NOT UGLY
Debating on if you should stoop so low as to steal someone else’s boyfriend….
….THEN HE TALKS TO YOU FIRST SO YOU DON’T HAVE TO MAKE THE DECISION!
(ex)...
Anonymous asked: i think your cute
Guys do not know how much hurt they can bring...
Why would I be talking about you? I'm not THAT...
SMOOOOOOOOOOSH.
That’s what I had yesterday night/morning.
Man needs to trim his pubs...
LOLOLOLOL.
I had a great fucking weekend...
If I was a guy for a day.
tdotestablished:
asdfghjkltonya:
I would:
Masturbate
Hug a girl to see if it’s true that they can feel their boobs.
Walk around the house naked.
Pee behind a building.
Ask someone to kick me in the balls to see how painful some boys say it hurts.
Yell at girls at the mall saying, “CAN I HOLLA FOR A DOLLLA?”
Stare at my penis.
Get a blowjob.
PEE. STANDING. UP.
Accurate.
I’d...
When Im texting a cutie...
thisnigguhjordan:
They say “hey” and you’re like did you really just text me??!
you start talking and they think you are cute too.
you talk all day long …
they say “goodnight cutie” and you’re like.
When I sit next to someone really hot...
thisnigguhjordan:
I’m like
But deep inside I’m actually like
I don't need sex, my life fucks as much as it can!...
July 11th, July 28th, Nov 28th...
Woahhh ahahahah. :$
I'm at this point in my life where I'm mature...
“Reintroduced to people I’ve been introduced to. Did you forget me? Or are...”
– Drake (Aston Martin Music)
Met George Nozuka at the mall. :))
I miss your touch...
The way you made feel that night and morning.
Relationships for sex?
nare-bear:
I don’t get why people would do that… Dealing with one girl is a huge hassle as it is, I’m not about to toss even more bullshit onto my plate just because I wanna twerk it. If you wanna bust that bad and that often, just go get a slut. No emotions, no problems, just sex. Hoodrats don’t need diamond rings or pretty things. Give that bitch a 40 oz. and you’re good to go.