cheesecurl: i wanna watch a scary movie with you and we get so scared we accidently end up having sex somehow
harrattanparhar: I honestly need to get my life back together.
yupimadeone asked: Aaah! I want to fuck you just like those gifs.
blackwolf25: itsexclusive: quixon: entelijan: I never hold the door for pregnant women. I’m preparing them of the reality of a nigga not being there for them.
amexicanwithamustache: motherstrickle: partybarackisinthehousetonight: do catholics fail trigonometry because they’re afraid of sin do irish people fail trigonometry because they can’t tan does everyone else fail trigonometry just cos
unironicgoth: my favorite eye color is your eye color and my favorite height is your height and my favorite weight is your weight my favorite hands are your hands my favorite knees are your knees